The Clown Loach Warning: Why You Should Probably NOT Buy This Fish

You see them in every aquarium shop. They are bright orange, they have three distinct black stripes, and they wiggle excitedly at the glass like puppies. They are often labeled “Clown Loach – RM8.” They look perfect. They look like “Nemo” for freshwater. You think, “I’ll take three for my 2-foot tank.” Stop. The Clown […]

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Corydoras are NOT Janitors: Why You Need 6 of Them (And Why Sand is Mandatory)

Walk into any fish shop in Malaysia, and you will see a tank full of cute, whiskered fish wiggling on the bottom. The shopkeeper might tell you: “This is a cleaner fish. Buy one. It will eat the poop.” Please, do not listen to that advice. The Corydoras Catfish (“Cory”) is not a vacuum cleaner.

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The Golden Arowana: Why This Fish Costs as Much as a Myvi (And How to Buy One Safely)

In most parts of the world, a “pet fish” costs RM5. In Malaysia, we have a fish that can cost as much as a used Perodua Myvi. Meet the Asian Arowana (Scleropages formosus). Specifically, the Malaysian Golden Arowana (Crossback Golden). Known as the “Dragon Fish,” it is the crown jewel of the aquarium world. In

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Why Is My Guppy Dying? The “Emergency Room” Guide (Worms, Ich, and Stress)

It is the worst feeling in the hobby. You bought a pair of beautiful Guppies on Saturday. By Tuesday, one is floating at the top. The other one is sitting at the bottom, fins clamped tight, looking miserable. You ask: “What did I do wrong? I fed them, I have a filter, the water is

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Rummy Nose Tetra: The “Canary in the Coal Mine” for Your Aquarium

In the old days, coal miners used to carry a caged canary down into the tunnels. If the bird stopped singing or fainted, the miners knew there was a gas leak and ran for their lives. The bird was an early warning system. In the aquarium hobby, we have our own canary. It doesn’t sing,

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Chili Rasbora: The Ultimate “Nano Fish” for Your 1-Foot Office Tank

You have a small 1-foot aquarium on your office desk. You want movement. You want color. You look at a Goldfish? Too big (it needs a pond). You look at an Angelfish? Way too big. Even a Neon Tetra looks a bit cramped in a tiny cube. Enter the Chili Rasbora (Boraras brigittae). These fish

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Stop Buying “Bandaraya” Fish! (And What to Get Instead)

It is the standard beginner mistake. You buy a tank. You buy some Goldfish or Guppies. Then, the shop uncle tells you: “You need a cleaner fish. Take this black one. Only RM3.” You take home the Common Pleco (Hypostomus plecostomus). In Malaysia, we affectionately call them “Ikan Bandaraya” (The City Council Fish) because they

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Penang Discus: Why the “King of the Aquarium” Rules the World (and Your Wallet)

Tourists come to Penang for two reasons: Char Koay Teow and Asam Laksa. But if you ask a serious fish hobbyist from Germany, USA, or Japan why they are flying to Penang, the answer is different. They are here to buy Discus. For decades, Penang has been the global capital of Discus breeding. The strains

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